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lmao…… does this fucking retard not understand that mercury is TOXIC and can be absorbed through the skin…. I swear to god… how dumb people survive boggles my mind on an almost hourly basis…
Ever think about getting fucked by a ghost? I do. Because I have a creepy pervert ghost in my house that tries to fuck me lmao.
That's so meme
2-shane-s: birdsofafeathercolchester: Little knitted pigeon enjoying come crisps on the pavement… I thought that only the bag of chips was knitted so I was like lmaoo fucking idiot bird got owned then I saw that the bird was knitted as well then
thecutestofthecute: jaclcfrost: i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
dvar-x-men: fromchaostocosmos: kenderfriend: justlookatthosesausages: wombatking: helly-watermelonsmellinfellon: ssweet-obliviionn: Well fuck, who’s gonna tell them that Super Man is an illegal immigrant? THAT. The DC trinity is a Jewish anti-gun
curlicuecal: fattyskeleton: ride-the-bifrost: fattyskeleton: kingjaffejoffer: Killer Whale using fish as bait to catch birds oh my fucking god. that’s it. Killer Whales are the most aptly named animals on earth and we should probably STOP MAKING
leander-ligo:theoppositeofadults:i’m……… What is it about some assholes that that thought of “oh maybe the people who literally get paid to make these food and drinks know better than I do about what goes in them” like what kinda smug vindictive
Blah I’ve grown attached to you and I know you have to me too but I don’t wanna ruin our perfect platonic love relationship that we’ve created by being too needy because I have a bad habit of doing that XD
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
lmao That is so fucking apt it hurts.
Never fapping to a japanese broad online ever again…. ha, fuck that, I’m so gonna… ^_^
lmao And the Darwin Award goes toooooo…. I hope that fucker hasn’t bred…
lmao…… That would make me fucking NERVOUS….
lmao…. That is SO fucking sad…
lmao… Took me like 30 seconds to understand why this was evil… I really don’t eat candy… does it fucking matter that much??? Hahahah.
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
….. fuck that. I woulda told my teacher he was outta his gourd.
lmao… Fuck thats cute.
lmao… If my cock doubled in size I would fucking cry…. thats too big… way too big. I wouldn’t even take another inch.
lmao WTF kind of training does that involve…
lmao That’s fucking harsh… wtf…
jayayayayay: just-shower-thoughts: Pizza should have poison in the sauce and the antidote in the crust to kill off those weird people that don’t eat the crust. what the fuck are you thinking about in that shower
redsatinsheets: feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.
othertonguesotherflesh: maoismkills: othertonguesotherflesh: postracialcomments: DO NOT GO ON THE OPFERGUSON (dot) com website!!!!! There are several reports stating that it is a trap lmao the fucking honeypot website is so fake and bad “click
al-the-stuff-i-like: youarewortheverything: a-burrito-of-gofuckyourself: idonothavegreeneyes: allyzoop: tfios-changed-my-life: tfios-changed-my-life: belovedcreation: The Fault in our Coffee “That’s the thing about coffee. It demands
thatnordicguy: koknbawlz: itsopheliablack: emilyisobsessed: Jessica Williams | The Unborn Ultimatum The fact he didn’t even think that was a thing..and he’s a fetus lawyer (I can’t not laugh at that) What the fuck is a fetus lawyer My new
sillysymbol:sillysymbol:an experiencethis comic was about my experience as an autistic person trying to do tasks that would usually be second nature for an allistic person but I’m glad people are relating and resonating with it :}
nerdgasmz: twyllspooky: payface: catbountry: orbsteve: im-not-home: metaldeersolid: even if you ignore the fact that james holmes is a serial killer he’s fucking HOT!!! like why isn’t there a reality show for him Lmao I remember when this
imthegirlwhowaited: imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: I want my husband to have this accent alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient
pingass: My blood is boiling waiting for s2 i swear
seanchaidh101: thatdarnbat: jenfold: Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s. I seriously cannot handle this. I died laughing.
fun fact american servers fucking suck any time that’s not 2am-4am
infinite-atmosphere: Look at this game interaction here for Soldier and Reaper. It’s so cute. I’m dying. LMAO.
prettyboyshyflizzy: Fuck They ain’t have to do niles like that lmao
jayepm: thoughtsof-r: holybolognajabronies: imsoshive: bishopmyles: imkiwhereslevi: corbeezyyy: sorrowskitchen: vibraants0ul: When he goes from being sweet to fuckboy Accurate So so accurate ✨ Niggas really be doing 180′s like this lmao?
trappedsou11: hennypendergrass: dangerouslykea: blackgirlsreverything: 😂😂😂 Lmfao!!!! Lmao 😂 Dawg 😭😭😭 Perhaps he meant that men don’t catch hell for fucking on the first date like women do, but based on his reaction
thahalfrican: loanlyish: WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK??????????? bruh.
shalinga-ling: annamabee: You all may think youve seen the best scene in Mew Mew Power but you’re probably wrong. I was Not prepared for that lmao
sweetisolde: FUCK THAT! lmao!
tsunamiwavesurfing:deveninanewdress: a group of zebras is called a dazzle. if that doesn’t brighten your day, i don’t know what will. how the fuck is that supposed to pay my bills?
damaseas: people that don’t fuck wid god please cop a ouija board n ask walt disney why the fuck goofy was out here taking pluto for walks
cuntliflower: lilfingermonkey: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to every drake concert, and kiss you to every beautiful drake song so that you can never listen to take care again without tasting me like blood in your mouth. And
nickjonasnipples: me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism me at work: honestly?
lmao going through my tweets from last night, i do not remember tweeting half that shit and then i realized i texted my mom something that i meant to tweet, on accident omg lol
heroineheroine: king-rve: fucking-bambi: do u ever wonder how many people have masturbated over u 😬 lmao
I almost forgot since it’s coming up so quickly, but my birthday is in less than two weeks! I’m such a loser that I bought myself a birthday card months ago to surprise myself with and I pretty much did haha. I lost it and then found it a
I love it when it rains here cause it pours and my street floodsand it’s super cool and i always wnna watch but i get wet :( So i made a poncho and hood out of two plastic bags from the laundromat like the innovative little poor fuck that I am
comedysexgod: comedysexgod:THIS IS THE CUTEST SEX SCENE I’VE EVER WATCHED look. i’m just a simple girl running a fucked up blog. i can’t tell you how to live. but i can tell you without a doubt that if you choose to spend ten minutes watching
im happy and fuuuuuuck thats all that i care about right now lmao love me or hate me mann i dont give a fuck i dont need anybodys approval so say whatever you feel towards me or dont,,,,, i dont give a fuck.the point is im fucking happy, and thats all
kuueater: go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE
elasticitymudflap replied to your post:elasticitymudflap I hope y’all don’t mind me using…!!! HOLG FUCK PLEASE DO !!!!!!! USE THEM KISS THEM EAT THEM AS A HEALTHY MEAL SUBSTITUTE!!!!!OK AY So I was totally just thinking about Ruby and Sapphire
suave-eddboy: attentiondeficitstarscream: attentiondeficitstarscream: being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches
5tacks: baperizer: dolphinfriendly: omg ur so fucked deadass lmao i always wanted his whole body. didnt once you put all this nigga down the game ended? lol I had the whole set ctfu
drspikeysinger: i-lust-you-chubs reblogged your post and added: zumba and pallatis ( Ok… what the fuck is zumba? When anyone says zumba, I picture richard simmons holding a taco. its a dance-based work out (im not much of a dancer but its intense),
scarvenrot: pope-benedict-xvi: the story behind that fucked-up sollux gif is that i was trying to upload this gif to tinypic but somehow it got corrupted into this fucking abomination I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
lmao fucK…… i’ve actually drawn a little mono doodle referencing that video before……(the video if anyone is curious –> here)
I came so hard, I went to grab my wand away too quick and pulled something in my shoulder That was a confusing sensation lmao
lmao @ boys who are afraid of labia that hang between a person’s legs. like oh SORRY it’s such a shocker to you that all vaginas aren’t ~pretty~, hairless, pink, and tucked away behind the outer lips so that you can’t see them unless they’re
